Seattle's Most Eligible Bachelorettes

These girls don't know I'm doing this, which makes it all the more fun...right? I had a tough time finding photos...that they would approve of anyway (so girls if you don't like it, send me a new one ;)) But to the point...I have 2...count them...1...2...BEAUTIFUL bachelorette's in the Seattle area...you won't be disappointed guys!

Bachelorette #1: Miss Anne S. Brucker

Anne is 27 years old and has been one of my best friends for 8 years now (wow! 8 years Anne? Really? Go Us!) Anyways :) She has beautiful brown hair, but don't be fooled guys...she's been known to be a blonde too! She has the bluest of blue eyes...I mean, she was voted best eyes in HighSchool (granted that was almost 10 years ago, but let's be real guys...blue eyes never grow old). However, if you're in search of your "Brown Eyed Girl" skip to Bachelorette #2. Anne is 5'6" and needs a man TALLER than her. If you're 5'7"...move on...sorry, she wears heels :) She's funny as all get out and currently works in Real Estate, but LOVES kids (*insert Chandler Bing voice here* Did I mention she works in Children's Ministry at church?) so you really need to be a hardworking Man who wants their wife to be a stay at home mommie. Speaking of Children's Ministry at church...she loves the Lord...ALOT. So she needs a Christian Man after God's own heart. Anne loves a musician, perferably the guitar? Shag hair wouldn't hurt either. She's a Seahawks fan so all you boys out there who prefer to bowl instead? Maybe skip to Bachelorette #2? Oh yeah...are you a Democrat? Just stop reading now...in fact...just stop reading MY blog in general and I urge you, please...read this one instead: http://thereisnoredvsblue.blogspot.com/ Anne only dates Republicans. Anne would take GOOD conversation as a date anyday, but if you happened to surprise her with 2 tickets to the Matt Nathanson concert, buy her a Bud Light, show her a good time, kiss her goodnight, say you're going to call her tomorrow and then ACTUALLY call her tomorrow? You'll win her heart forever...

Bachelorette #2: Miss Samar S. Mekhail

Samar is 25 years old and is the sweetest girl you have ever known. I should know, cause well guys...she's my sister-in-law. That's right...I'm married to her brother and let me tell you...you won't be disappointed if you marry into this family. Well...actually...you might:) We are all pretty crazy, but the great thing is...you get to ride through it with all of us! She has long beautiful hair, dark brown eyes and dark, beautiful skin...that's right guys, she was made in Egypt! Who doesn't like Egyptians? If you can walk like an Egyptian, you can certainly marry one right? If YOU had brown skin too? That wouldn't hurt either. That actually INCREASES your chances! What do you think about that?!?! You know Samar's been known to like those athletes...the Seahawks are probably looking for a Wide Receiver about now...this could definitely turn into a two for one deal, you know? A career AND a wife? I don't know about you, but that sounds AMAZING. Ok...moving on...Samar is 5'10" (I know what you're thinking...you thought Bachelorette #1 was tall), but don't worry...she rarely wears heels...she's a total flip flop, flat shoe wearin' kinda girl, except when she's walking down that runway. That's right...I said it. She also models. And if you're a girl who models, please don't think you can work it down the runway better than her...cause well...you can't :) She works full-time as a waitress at Maggiano's so I guess if you hate Italian food...maybe she isn't the girl for you? She graduated from UW though with a degree in Graphic Design and does amazing work! She even does some freelance work on the side. So if you're not looking for a wife, but need a Graphic Designer? Bachelorette #2 is still the girl for you! She LOVES to travel and is a sucker for the sun. I know right? Homegirl was blessed with beautiful brown skin and she still loves to tan in the sun. Oh Samar... PLEASE NOTE: if you own a boat business, drive boats for a living or even live ON a boat? Move on...she was once in a boating incident (she can tell the story) and isn't all that crazy about boats anymore...sorry. Regardless of the boating incident...I don't think she'll want to live on a boat anyway, especially since there will be no room for a family. You heard me right again guys...She needs a dedicated, committed, Christian man who will someday want their wife to be a stay at home mommie. Samar love the Lord and also loves to go out and have fun and doesn't even mind bowling :) Pick her up, take her out to Lucky Strike for some drinks and a good time, kiss her goodnight, say you're going to call her tomorrow and then ACTUALLY call her tomorrow? You'll win her heart forever...

Now guys...I'm not sure if you could tell, but these two wonderful girls are NOT looking for cutsy wootsy boyfriends who 6 months down the road are going to drag their hearts down the Alaskan Viaduct, across the West Seattle Bridge, through the sand of Alki Beach, only to find themselves on a rollercoaster ride that they can't get their money back on. Got it? They need a mature MAN, looking for a wife...and I realize, none of those guys read The Mekhail Family blog (they really should though, it's pretty entertaining) so if any of you peeps out there know a friend of a friend who knows their sister's best friend's cousin's, cousin's aunt's brother's step-daughter's bff's brother? Send 'em on down!