Still No Baby

I just had a doctor's appointment this morning and as I'm trailing out of the bathroom into the room, Dr. Nudelman behind me quickly says, "Oh geez, you're still pregnant." Despite his awesome humor, he seems to think I've made sooo much progress since last week! To him...so much progress is 1-2 cm. dilated, 60% effaced and the baby's head is positioned at zero! I wasn't that comforted from his findings since I'm pretty much convinced the baby isn't coming. I haven't had one contraction yet. I told the doc, listen, something is wrong, I just don't think my baby knows the way out. Doc says, well I will show him the way, followed by the worse pelvic exam of my life, tears even welled up in my eyes. So if that's not showing him the way, my son has certainly inherited the worse trait possible from the husband: Directionally challenged. Shouldn't they have GPS for babies by now? Anywhoo, today was also our last scheduled doctor's appointment, but seeing as though the little one is content in it's current home, we had to make another appointment for next Tuesday for an ultrasound and Stress Test. If both of those come out fine, then he'll deliver me the following Monday. Yes people, Monday June 9th. Seems so close, yet so far away. I don't think its so much the anticipation of seeing my son, but more so that I have so much pain that I can barely walk or turn over when I'm laying down that makes it so unbearable to wait. However, each day I try to think more positively. Instead of saying, OMG, i'm going to die, it's now, I'm the best womb maker ever, my babies love it!